C&C Astrology* Factory

C&C Astrology* Factory

(Correlation & Causation)

When god, free will, and happenstance are busy, they call me: John Swamini**

* Less helpful than a day of binging on “House of Cards”

** Will still feel the hate in the morning

Aires: Beware if someone or some opportunity is offering you “more freedom” in your life. Remember that “freedom” exists in a binary state; you either have it or you do not.

Taurus: You are going to have to focus on the small stuff this week because… well, it’s small.

Gemini: You have been laying low for to long and people close to you are going to start confusing “dormant” with “doormat” and treating you accordingly.

Cancer: It is one of the days that you feel you can do no wrong. That is not correct.

Leo: Your anti-authoritarian side is having issues with your desire to tell authority what to do. Good lick with that and try to keep your humor.

Virgo: Your personal magnetism is off the charts today, but remember that means you are repelling as many folks as you are attracting.

Libra: All that “free” health insurance isn’t going to save you from being a couch potato.

Scorpio: Despite recent setbacks, you can still afford to be impulsive… except with money, romance, sex, your emotions, your health, your job, your family, and eating.

Sagittarius: Getting rid of half your crap is half of getting organized.

Capricorn: You are about to be inundated with several new four legged friends. Likely they are cute pets, but some could be big goofs coming to beg for forgiveness.

Aquarius: Choose your company wisely today. Me? I’m going with RJR Nabisco.

Pisces: Wouldn’t it be Jim Dandy if everyone let bygones be bygones? Except for straight, white men of course… no way in hell should those guys get a pass.